Gayoom’s lawyer farts on his own mouth!

Did you hear of the man who farted on his on mouth? Unlike anything you have ever heard, eh? Well, the unspeakable has come to pass and it has been written in history just a couple of days back.

With his colon turning loose releasing the bubbly, thick stagnant sounds with the awful sluggish stench on his own oral cavity is something that not even the weirdest of the clowns have ever dared to perform not even in one of ‘em freak shows.

Who you ask this freak of a man is? Let me cut the crap and not beat around the bush.

It is none other than the imbecile Wadde, the lawyer of the former President, the despot Gayoom, the geezer who usurped the wealth of the poor folks of the beautiful Maldives for nearly 30 years.

This barmy lawyer, Mohamed Waheed’s arse tossed the reeking gags into his own mouths with the utterly imprudent claims “Hear me! Thou shall not disseminate the information published in the Auditor General more than once! Not twice, not thrice! Only once and that’s period!”

In the previous hearing of the trial dirty old man Gayoom’s case against Maidhu Daily’s Managing Editor, Abdul Latheef, for publishing a news article based on a report by New York Times report on the corruption activities of the previous regime as was mentioned in the reports of Maldivian Auditor General, coot’s lawyer Waheed said that the media cannot ever use the information revealed on the reports of AG unless the reports are ruled as authentic and reliable in a court of law.

Despite imbecile’s earlier claim, in the last hearing this delusional chap contradicted himself saying that the media could use the information revealed on the reports of AG once in a lifetime but not more than that. He alleged that Miadhu Editor published the article after a long period of delay since the release of AG reports to hinder the people from supporting Gayoom. He claimed that Gayoom has 99.99 percent of support from the people.

Wadde, the geezer’s lawyer farted on his own mouth to sweep the 30 years of dusts of the despot Gayoom under the rug!
Oh the stench of it! Gag gag puke puke!